Basset Hounds Running
December 07, 2011
Why do Basset Hounds have all of that extra skin? So that they can do this!
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Sad Etsy Dogs
August 15, 2011
Man's best friend will put up with almost anything. But, that doesn't mean that they will enjoy it.
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Bacon Starry Night
May 14, 2011
Impressionistic bacon.
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Sweety Todd
April 09, 2011
It's spring time! Flowers and Birds and ...PEEPS!
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Maggot Painting
February 03, 2011
If you thought that those elephants at the zoo were good painters, then check this out. Maggots! Making Art!
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Melting Cake Head
January 20, 2011
This cake is completely edible, but why would you want to ruin it's artistic integrity? Someone needs to make this & do a time-lapse video.
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Human Ivory Art
December 28, 2010
No, it's not elephant ivory. It's that other stuff. You know - human ivory. What's that? You don't know what human ivory is? Well, follow this link to the Etsy site and find out how animal friendly human ivory is.
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Woodpile Sculpture
December 23, 2010
When is a tree that's not a tree anymore still a tree? When it's a woodpile shaped like a tree!
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The Obscene Carrot
December 05, 2010
Put some pants on that carrot!
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Sears Now Supports Zombies
October 30, 2010
Don't neglect your zombies this holiday season. Take 'em to Sears! Might want to keep them away from the power tools though.
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Asteroids
October 03, 2010
Tired of those annoying adds that taunt you on every web page? Don't block them. Vaporize 'em! Check out this Asteroids bookmarklet. It lets you fly around and Vaporize everything on the page.
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Wunderkammer
August 31, 2010
From the artistic to the absurd - Wunderkammer can supply you with your daily dose of natural and unnatural curiosities. We highly recommend Wunderkammer for those distinguished individuals who can appreciate the more interesting things in life.
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Ugliest Website Ever
August 28, 2010
At a certain point, a thing that is truly ugly crosses an imaginary boundary and becomes cool. While some things may teeter at the edge of that line, Yvette's Bridal Form has crossed so far over the line that it has set a new standard of ugly excellence!
Be sure to have the sound cranked up for this one
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Fart Operated Random Remote
July 23, 2010
Who needs a whoopi cushion when you can hide one of these babies next to Dad's chair?
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Gomer Pyle Is God
June 23, 2010
Gomer Pyle is god. Gomer Pyle is a man. Gomer Pyle is god. He's a man. He's god. He's a man. He's god.
Gomer Pyle is god.
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Better Marriage Blanket
May 11, 2010
Yes folks, this is a real product.
"Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"
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Forbidden Zone
May 05, 2010
A wonderful clip from the Forbidden Zone.
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Animated Gashlycrumb Tinies
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April 21, 2010
Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies in animated glory.
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Sliced Pig
April 19, 2010
Ham anyone?
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Rear Gear
April 15, 2010
No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Thanks to Patti for the link.
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Moongina
April 14, 2010
I guarantee that you will never look at a full moon the same way again.
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Peeps Sushi
April 03, 2010
Just in time for Easter dinner. Why have ham at Easter when you could serve delicious Peeps Sushi? Check out Serious Eats for the recipe.
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IHOP
March 28, 2010
This is what happened when people mixed Helium & LSD with pancakes.
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Tree Branch Falls On Power Lines
February 28, 2010
Make sure to have the sound on when you watch this one.
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Experience Food
January 23, 2010
Suggestive Advertising? Maybe they should have paired this with a large bratwurst?
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Straw Fail
January 18, 2010
Tell me this wasn't done intentionally. Check out more great stuff at failblog.org.
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Animated Things
January 15, 2010
Here's some more animated black and white 3D deisgns.
Animated Infinite Vortex
December 16, 2009
You are getting sleepy - or nauseous. Take your pick.
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Bombproof Your Horse
December 14, 2009
Don't be caught off guard. Best to make sure that terrorists have not tampered with your horse when you were not looking.
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